By Alright. - 24/09/2012 08:15 - United States - Missoula

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML
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123man 11

Is he a year old and you're eight months old? After that, the 4 month age difference should be acceptable.

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Sunako_fml 9

Terrible excuse. You deserve someone better!

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Kyle225 3

Some people just come up with the dumbest excuses -__-

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noisebox 1

It wasn't even puppy love. Talk about ultra lame cover up story breakup excuses...

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SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Tell him that you agree with him, and you no longer want to date an immature douchebag.

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band_geek 18

If being 4 months older makes him look like a pedo, then I don't know what my boyfriend looks like seeing he's 9 years older than me.

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Myo_fml 20

I'm wondering if it's bad that the only reason I find this okay is because you are already twenty-one.

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band_geek 18

Yeah, but there are times where he's always telling me he feels a bit too old around me just because I have more energy than he does when it comes to having to run around places with my Sunday School kids. XD

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MissMess 12

My bloke is 12 years older than me and we don't find it an issue at all.

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spiritfang11237 16

My boyfriend is 5 years older than me.

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glittercoffee 3

I'm 26 and boyfriend turns 41 next month. :) We're doing just fine.

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DonareGa 8

My man is 17 years older than I am. Sometimes people find it weird, but it never was a problem to us :)

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jmacfan1 16

My grandpa was 13 years older than my grandma

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flutter4 7

Let him go. He does not seem worth your time if he has excuses like that.

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1R1X0X0 10

Lol my boyfriend is 4 years older :)

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Zestus 19

My gf is three younger :3 But she asked me out anyway

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flutter4 7

I'm 3 years older than my husband

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jem970 19

Tell him that's ok, you were feeling awkward and uncomfortable with the intelligence gap -_- if he thinks you are stupid enough to believe that obviously fake reason for breaking up then you deserve someone with a higher I.Q.

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maikeru1979 23

that sucks. but i do know a few people here, as I am from Montana as well that are that way. leave his a$$ behind and find someone that will not make up bull shit stories. was probably cheating on you and needed a quick excuse to dump you.

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neurodoc 1

Have you considered the possibility that he lied that he was just four months older than you?

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windfuelsfire 10

Ridiculous. If I were him, I'd feel a lot more stupid giving that excuse instead of being truthful about the break-up reason..

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