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By Alright. - 24/09/2012 08:15 - United States - Missoula

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 15:00

Today, my boyfriend of 4 months broke up with me, saying things are moving "too fast". All I did was tell my 3 year-old that my boyfriend's parents are his new grandma and grandpa. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By Not his SunShine anymore - 10/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Manchester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML

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Leonardo syndrome

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 14:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, my boyfriend, who is 10 years older than me, told me that he never wanted to get married and that he felt bad for wasting all of my time, and he just "doesn't want the responsibility of being in a relationship." After 12 years. I just found out he's dating a younger girl. FML

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Mid-life crisis

By Glenn - 08/04/2023 18:00

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend because we’re not on the same page. He doesn’t want to get married or have kids because he “wants to enjoy his youth” and “you’re only young once, don’t waste it!” He’s 38. FML

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Sounds reasonable…

By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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By swim5 - 31/03/2012 12:22 - United States - Tempe

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML

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Independence day

By independence - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML

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By kaitiem224 - 22/10/2015 02:52 - United States - Pratt

Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML

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123man 11

Monday 24 September 2012 16:04

Is he a year old and you're eight months old? After that, the 4 month age difference should be acceptable.

Sunako_fml 9

Monday 24 September 2012 16:03

Terrible excuse. You deserve someone better!

Comments

center 5

Monday 24 September 2012 22:53

Next time you get a boyfriend, don't shave so completely.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 24 September 2012 23:19

Translation: he's dating someone older who's putting out.

Metallica36176 16

Monday 24 September 2012 23:58

I'm sorry. Like the many of times Ive said on previous posts he was just looking for a reason to dump you... I'm sorry he's not man enough to give you the real reason. Either that or he's just really that stupid

guitar666God 12

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:24

Must be tough being twelve. My condolences go out to you.

StanSmith2013 26

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:33

Four months? I thought you were gonna say four years or more lol! He is a jerk and a pussy and you are better without him!

juker369 7

Tuesday 25 September 2012 0:50

Maybe you act like a child.

afropuffjake 9

Tuesday 25 September 2012 2:01

Maybe he likes older women for that same reason? Don't get me wrong it does sound like a lame excuse but if you're the youngest he's ever dated then it could be at least somewhat justified? 4 months still seems completely trivial though...