By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
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WhoopteDo 26

And so another victim of the Opedipus complex.. Sounds like you lucked out OP, your now ex would probably have had standards very hard to live up to down the road.

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alex_622 22

Sorry OP, but like people always say: men marry women like their mothers and women marry men like their fathers.

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Then he'll have a hard time finding a wife

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LadyLuck93 20

He seems very unrealistic, 2 months only? he's way out of his head. Better off this way.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Sounds like someone hung around a tad too long on the milk juggies.

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savagetitan 13

What a mother f#!$er.

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FalloutScrolls 25

You're better off without him, OP. Seems to me like he has a hangup over individuality and he'll never be happy with a woman being herself. Best to move on.

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worldclassrager 39

Up to par? At that rate he'll never find anyone...

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kpetrovski 24

... He does understand that a 30 year marriage takes TIME right?

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corky1992 33

You might be better off actually. It's odd that he's looking for a girl who is similar to his mother..that's just weird.

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