By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML
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WhoopteDo 26

And so another victim of the Opedipus complex.. Sounds like you lucked out OP, your now ex would probably have had standards very hard to live up to down the road.

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alex_622 22

Sorry OP, but like people always say: men marry women like their mothers and women marry men like their fathers.

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CliffyB03 28

Norman bates? Is that you?

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scarlett3diaz 24

Men typically look for women that are like their mothers

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Guru_Gal 12

Usually it's a subconscious thing that isn't noticed until it's pointed out. Not very many men purposefully(sp?) look for a woman like their mother.

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Bookworm96 15

Sweetie, I'm fairly certain you just dodged a bullet!

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CLT_420 13

What the hell man. Shit did he think yall would just skip 30 years of life and be on par?? The ****

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jgiles09 17

ewwww Norman bates!

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Etweens96 25

You lucked out op, better finding out now then later

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Vlen_fml 20

comparing a 2 month relationship is BS, but looking for someone similar to a parent is a very common thing and i can see it being enough to terminate a relationship.

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Sandman2015 12

You may have just ended up not being buried in the basement of his hotel. Run fast, run far.

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