By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
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ScaryyMary 14

When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

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jpallan 3

I'm fairly sure that if he knows Lady Gaga's "music" well enough to be able to break up with you using its lyrics, you are definitely better off in your current position of not having him.

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lolipop3344 0

stop callin me cause i'm done with u! lol

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selenagirl_fml 0

jesus christ! just because someone likes her singing doesn't mean they are gay.

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LemonLala 0

Just because a guy knows Lady Gaga lyrics doesn't make him gay. OP: Wow, that sucks. Egg his car.

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xneongirlx 0

wow lmfao juss cause he listens to lady gaga doesnt mean hes gay o.o an was it Alejandro? O: bahah at least its kinda sorta creative

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JustJess666 0

I bet he is a flamer and you are better off with out a gut who can sing lady gaga.... how about some real break up music like metal??? in the words of white chaple, " I'll spit in your ****** face, how does it taste? I'll sew lips so sealed bellow your waist, you will never **** again!" real manly break up song lyrics!!!

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xneongirlx 0

yes thats how to do it! xd i juss saw them live too o.o lmfao

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