By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 352
You deserved it 8 928

Same thing different taste

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When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

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So uh, your boyfriend's single now, right? What's his number?

celkey 0

Genius!!!! I love your boyfriend. that's amazing. "stop telephoning me-eh-eh-eh" "can call all you want but there's no one home and your not going to reach my telephone"

he should post that on sftlolz.com. Lady gaga also sucks ass.

Chris9786 0
iHeartMoney 0

lml I've done that before =D it's funny.

Inquiring minds need to know what song he used! "Poker Face"? "Telephone"? "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)"? Or perhaps he's gay and used "Boys Boys Boys" to come out to you... (Gosh, I'm awful...)