By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 116
You deserved it 4 602
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)

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Comments

WCARlover 34

Well he is clearly not worth your time anyway

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pablopoo 7

I c u commentin on everything

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graham11 14

65- I h8 c-ing ppl spellin erthing wrong lik di$ on fml. Time 2 go b@k 2 english Cl@$$..

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Tell him he sucks at rapping and you'll move on cus he is not worth your time.

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thatKidzmOm 10

116-my thoughts exactly

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blackstar994 5

Maybe he thought you'd enjoy the song? Was at least a good rap?

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rvb15 0

But there's no such thing as a good rap

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Samuraixman 3

I think yo dodged a bullet this guy sounds like a real loser

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Badab1ng 5

Oooo you a psycho bitch and you **** so bad I want off of it. When I dream, I'm leaving you all night. -all original lyrics I swear

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cosmosis 12

Original lyrics yeah? dont quit your day job mate

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MLK12345 4

Yo dawg dun be hatin on ma niggas fresh rhymes dawg he wen harder den a muthafugga that was tight word.

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xoxo_Becky_xoxo 0

LOVE. Best. Comment. Ever.

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Androidz 0

This is how Justin Beiber rapping would sound.

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graham11 14

16- damn who listens to that shit. unless you actually came up with those lyrics..then that's another story.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Try again...that was a horrible rendition of crazy bitch. But now the song is stuck in my head. Thanks.

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LolCakes111 7

Girls, can you tell me how you want someone to break up with you? I'm confused...we're not allowed to text you, or rap it, or after a bad date, apparently we're only allowed to do it in person, we're not allowed to be creative or else you think we're total dumbasses and not worth it. So how do you want us to break up with you?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Written on the chest of a more intelligent and more attractive guy you present to her as a parting gift.

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Justin23L 2

Give her a build-a-bear that says "we should break up"

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poohbear10010 0

Like really, is it that mind boggling? Just tell us you need to talk to us and tell us to our face, when breaking up with someone, being creative shouldn't be the priority

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causticgirl 6

Face to face. Don't want to see you anymore. It's not you, it's me. Ha

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PresAgent 23

I for one would like to hear how it went. Some people have a talent for free-style, but most do not. If he had skill, then perhaps it may have been entertaining. Alas, we will never know. FYL OP, that is a lame way to dump someone.

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RedPillSucks 31

Are you sure that was rap or was that country??

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jsmathwiz 2

at least it wasn't interpretive dance ;)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Just ask anyone who's dated Squidward.

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ifuckmonsters 5

31- he'd write them a song on the clarinet.

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Phendraana 0

are you actually sad? cause you're clearly the winner in the situation.

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bubo_fml 10

Did he Hustle outa there before you Flowed?

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