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By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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You deserved it 4 602

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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You deserved it 3 601

By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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You deserved it 4 191

By whatheffers - 07/07/2010 16:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 008

You deserved it 3 713

By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 305

You deserved it 4 024

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 172

You deserved it 4 262

By ktinanic - 30/12/2011 17:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 080

You deserved it 3 073

By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 239

You deserved it 1 996

By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 908

You deserved it 2 728

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:16

You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sunday 18 December 2011 1:39

What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)

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SugarBabyAngel 5

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:15

Atleast he didnt break up with u via oprea style :)

Awnonymous 4

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:18

Sounds like a big loss.

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:33

So the FML was because he broke up with you, or because he rapped?

satanrox 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:36

haha rappers and there shortage of "talent"

doubleea 3

Sunday 18 December 2011 9:20

Their*

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 18 December 2011 6:39

Don't worry, you're probably the only girlfriend he'll ever get

afulks78 11

Sunday 18 December 2011 8:03

Boys got talent ;)

MikeyFilth13 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 9:27

Soooo.... he's black?

hyden121 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 9:44

Sounds like a loser to begin with.

sweetalicious 1

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:00

that's boss

SilverStarr 7

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:27

Rapping is NEVER "boss". Rap ain't even music, just crap.

thejedi08 10

Sunday 18 December 2011 10:10

like a boss

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