Love: Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told...

By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 021

You deserved it 5 444

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By downer - 25/05/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 310

You deserved it 58 723

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 680

You deserved it 3 476

By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 253

You deserved it 3 668

By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 044

You deserved it 6 327

By noboyfriend - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 108 360

You deserved it 26 547

By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 683

You deserved it 5 293

By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 638

You deserved it 4 569

By hikingtospace - 04/10/2016 15:25 - United States - Hilliard

Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 581

You deserved it 952

By brokenhearted - 19/01/2016 14:59 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 052

You deserved it 3 577

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 337

You deserved it 5 516

Luckster 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:00

If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.

perdix 29

Saturday 31 October 2009 1:09

Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.

Comments

Itsu_fml 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 5:12

Alright all you anti-gay assholes, there's nothing wrong with being gay. And what everyone should be concerned about is that his boyfriend broke up with him. People are idiots...

jeffkillerman 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:49

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS BY A GUY AND HIS USERNAME WAS SCREWED WHAT THE ****!!

jeffkillerman 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:51

I like penis

gewoonwegranzig 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 9:40

haha me too!! Man seriously though my best friend is gay and none of my boyfriends minded. I mean it's not like he jumps on every guy he sees. Come on, girls don't jump on every guy they meet either. So why would he do that? XD

zecaptain91 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:14

I agree with 45. As a bipolar girl in a long term relationship if I ever felt like I was only with my partner because he put up with me, I'd break up with him. It's not fair on him to feel like your carer or be your safety net and it's not healthy for you to rely on him. Not trying to be harsh OP but it's not good for you in the long run.

ManiacsRose 10

Thursday 30 June 2011 9:00

Your answer to his question wasn't a good one. It did not define him...just a person who is there for you. That is what a friendship is - not a relationship. I think what he did was good for him.

soccerboyaag 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 20:17

r u a guy

how2info 5

Thursday 28 July 2011 8:32

That was a douche bag move nonetheless, but it was funny as hell.

texchris96 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:48

Um, just a heads up to everyone, this chick's a guy.... Look at the account gender

CptZoe 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 1:41

What! Gay people are allowed on FML, well I never....!

blink978 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 12:09

Good for him.

southerngalslove 15

Monday 14 May 2012 17:05

That's just proof he isn't right. I suffer from major depression and my boyfriend has stuck by my side like no one else. He doesn't understand the things I've battled but he lives me nonetheless. In fact, he's going to marry me.

paulhawkes 5

Monday 3 June 2013 23:54

No wonder. You only express love in terms of what he offers you, not Dow who he is. This presents as pretty egocentric. He may feel pretty unloved, like its all about you.