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By rainyday - 12/02/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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By PinkMonkeys - 23/11/2016 18:33

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

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By knee2tak - 14/03/2009 09:46 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

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By screwed - 30/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML

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By sadrainindeed - 15/11/2023 19:00 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML

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By Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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By life_isnt_fair - 09/03/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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By love_letter - 29/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML

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macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

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Amydoll 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 12:05

Ouch. That would hurt if it happened to me.

bballer55 0

Monday 31 May 2010 4:54

nah but call 911 cuz some1 just got buuuuurned

whiteangel361 10

Saturday 25 October 2014 4:40

The question is, who would be more hurt? The revenge seeking ex girlfriend, or the ex boyfriend...

mleugim 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:22

let him goes, you don't deserve that kind of boyfriend

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 15:48

you got faced

JustAGirl_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:45

That's the part where he gets to get the **** out.

Melody_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 20:42

yeah he sounds really harsh. hes over you so i'd move on fast, dont care what i thought of em before. if they dont give a sh*t bout me i dont give a sh*t bout them.

nassboub69 0

Friday 13 February 2009 21:13

wtf!!!! bitch slap his ass

chris_n_tally 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 1:21

you don't deserve that at all. i'd never treat a girl like that. sorry sweetie.

d_dh2310 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 10:11

what an asshole. seriously. hopefully that will just make it a little easier for you to realize he's a jerk.

Jenh42391 0

Monday 23 February 2009 3:23

I understand that people say hurtful things in arguments, but geeez what an asshole

macfluffers 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 4:15

What did you think he was going to say? "Oh, you're absolutely right! I'm soooooooo sorry, I still love you and I hope you can forgive me!" As if.

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

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Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

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Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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Today, I went to dinner with my husband's family to celebrate our nephew's birthday. He spent the entire dinner flirting with his sister, then got offended when I said that his behavior was weird. FML

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Today, at the ripe age of 20, I spent the early hours of my morning violently vomiting blood every time I got too warm. I then had the pleasure of shitting in a plastic container for a stool sample, due to said problem, after one and half hours of sleep. FML

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Today, my boyfriend decided to piss in the shower while I was standing next to him. I did not mind, until I realised the water flows away incredibly slowly. I had to stand in his piss while the shower filled itself with the sweet odor of fresh urine. FML

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