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By deadinavan - 13/10/2010 12:57 - Germany

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me." My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

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davek 36

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:09

Get a goddamn train then.

Tempuser117 2

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:09

Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

Comments

davek 36

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:09

Get a goddamn train then.

BelleElle_fml 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:34

European Sex Trafficker!!!!

TheWhiteDemon 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 20:30

better than a soundproff shatterless glass windowed bulletproof van whose doors only unlock by the driver

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 13 October 2010 20:50

OP you're not very good at accusing are you? what idiot would try to kidnap you in something without windows... people can hear you scream that way.

arob 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 21:27

obviously the OP means a van that is all walls and has no place for windows......not a van in which the windows have been busted out and therefore is "windowless".

smartman136 8

Wednesday 13 October 2010 21:28

dont worry ill only search if u give me money. i want one million in a burlap sack. also i need some plutonium. dont ask y but it has to do with a delorian a dog and a teenager

rallets 22

Wednesday 13 October 2010 22:13

"cheap-ride program" was the nickname of one of my ex-girlfriends HI-OH!!!

xXpeachesXx 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 1:12

WIN! ^

MrSassypants 33

Thursday 14 October 2010 3:16

if it's windowless how can the driver see when he drives unless that window is just missing and nice one 30

EffinAhole 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 7:04

cheap ride program? We call that hitch hiking in the states and you're just asking to get ass raped if you do it.

lm27 5

Thursday 14 October 2010 7:34

enjoy the kidnapping/anal rape!!

brightnite 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 18:53

19 I loled for like 5 mins

gntfmlingnow 12

Saturday 23 July 2011 7:46

27 won epicly

Tempuser117 2

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:09

Don't get in! He probably doesn't have any candy and didn't really lose a puppy. You always have a choice! Cheap-ride is already a scary name for something like that.

coffeygirl12 14

Saturday 2 July 2011 18:22

well don't get in the car, take a train or something!!!

davek 36

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:09

Get a goddamn train then.

iphonelover10 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 11:54

ikr

barbara_jude_wee_fml 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 18:13

what?? this fml made no sence.....

DjeePee 24

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:12

I love how this FML is written. The rest from it sucks. If you're afraid of a stranger who's happy to see you (see, he didn't say '****'), than cancel him and take the train, tadaa, problem solved.