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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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xDaBOMBDINGERx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:20

How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Friday 19 February 2010 23:16

Man, what a ******' ****.

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eehizle 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 1:34

I  snickerdoodles! oh wait. the person. *sigh*. 

staaaacyy 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 7:41

how did he call u if he had ur phone? and y wud ur phone b at his house?? this fml is one big fat LIE!!!!!

beastmode96 0

Monday 30 August 2010 13:48

how did u get the call if ur phone was in da toilet?

midnightwing4 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 5:04

YDI. You're dating a moron.

lag96 7

Wednesday 22 December 2010 5:57

Why are men so stupid?

camartinez23 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 15:22

how did he call you over if your phone was in his toilet?

sassmachine 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 5:41

he called you? but he flushed your phone?

winfieldALJD 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:00

how the hell did he call you when your phone is in the toliet?! you could have said house phone to make it clearer!

kei1108 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 10:51

... WHAT?!? What was he thinking?!?

xxkimmyt 9

Tuesday 13 September 2011 8:35

If he CALLED her over and he flushed the toilet with ops phone...how did he call her? Or even why does he have ops phone?

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Same thing different taste

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So cute

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