Love: Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself....

By sleepylillion - 25/04/2016 05:07 - United States - Eleele

Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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Overheard musings

By thanks hun - 07/05/2020 20:00

Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 13:43 - United States

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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Rude awakening

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 23:00

Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML

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By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Zhyber 10

Monday 25 April 2016 20:55

What i want to know is why he giggles after clogging the toilet...

JusTheo 17

Monday 25 April 2016 20:53

Couldn't he just unclogg the toilet?

Comments

JusTheo 17

Monday 25 April 2016 20:53

Couldn't he just unclogg the toilet?

slayertack 19

Monday 25 April 2016 20:54

Sounds like he doesn't even want to.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Monday 25 April 2016 23:18

He's clearly five years old and doesn't know how to do simple things like "stop laughing long enough to explain a situation" (although I don't know what's funny about clogging a toilet)

bonermonkey 31

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:25

I thought that, the giggling is fine if he is then gonna do the adult thing and unblock the bloody toilet. Who the hell rings maintenance for a clogged toilet?

doodlesdork 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 6:46

My mom is a landlord and has had tenants call about clogged toilets. Turns out some people are too dumb to use a plunger effectively, they just kind poke with it once or twice without enough force. I also had to show my best friend/roommate how to use one.

LPac5295 27

Monday 25 April 2016 20:54

So I take it he doesn't know how to use a plunger?

Imnotreallyblack 10

Wednesday 27 April 2016 23:07

it's possible (since he is calling maintenance) that the bathroom doesn't come with a plunger, like at a hotel? it doesn't say that there is or isn't a plunger... but he does sound like he is 5 years old

Zhyber 10

Monday 25 April 2016 20:55

What i want to know is why he giggles after clogging the toilet...

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 25 April 2016 21:05

I think that OP wants to know this too. I mean farts are funny, but clogging the toilet? It just doesn't have the same appeal.

ESE_gutty 18

Monday 25 April 2016 21:05

Same

thatoneguy500 8

Monday 25 April 2016 21:01

Why is would this mean your life sucks. That's hardly even a negative thing.

mds9986 24

Monday 25 April 2016 21:01

Hey that must have been me

spaholla04 13

Monday 25 April 2016 21:02

Why doesn't he just fix the toilet himself? And why does he still think that sort of thing is so amusing? Sounds like you're dating a boy, not a man.

RudyH621 25

Monday 25 April 2016 21:55

Sounds like you're a judgmental b*tch.

spaholla04 13

Monday 25 April 2016 23:48

Wow! I totally am not. I was simply stating that he is definitely depicted as a bit immature in this FML. WHICH, by the way, isn't necessarily a bad thing. Everyone is immature at times. I'd say someone who is a tad immature at times is more fun than someone who is always serious, depending on the situation obviously. YOU, on the other hand, sound too immature. Resorting to name calling strangers over the Internet? Have some respect.

turdwrangler 18

Monday 25 April 2016 21:13

As a drain tech myself I can assure you anything that comes out of your body NATURALLY can be unclogged with a plunger. I can't count the number of times I've used a customers own plunger to unclog their toilet in 2 minuets after they "tried for hours" with the same plunger.