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You can't buy pepper spray legally in the UK. It's your own twatish fault.
How is it her fault? Her boyfriend could have boughten on his own. Asshat.
This one does not have long-term potential.
You need to have him pee on your face. Not only are you a woman, but it might have helped the burning.
Dump him.
yeah... pepper spray is illegal in the UK and no where sells it...
And alcohol is soooo much better than cannabis...
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Wow, next time he's drunk, convince him it would be funny for him to get a vasectomy. You'd be doing all of mankind a favor, preventing someone so stupid from reproducing.
He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!