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Dump this idiot pronto.
Agreed.
at least he got home rather than ******* random pussy
You were in his firing line? As in you stood next to him when he sprayed himself?
Wow what an epic moron your bf is. He's so stupid he's actually a danger to himself and others. I just can't believe someone would be this spectacularly dumb. I hope for his and your sakes that this is fake!
what a n00b
Why does your boyfriend have pepper spray? This is a good time to bail, because not only is your boyfriend a drunken idiot, he's also a sissy.
this is awesome.
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Wow, next time he's drunk, convince him it would be funny for him to get a vasectomy. You'd be doing all of mankind a favor, preventing someone so stupid from reproducing.
He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!