By jayne_dhoe - 22/11/2009 07:41 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk and thought it would be funny to spray himself in the face with pepper spray. I was in his drunken firing line too. After him vomiting and being blinded for a few hours, he was fine. I, on the other hand, had a terrible allergic reaction and got rushed to hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 717
You deserved it 5 491

Same thing different taste

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olivejuice001 0

Wow, next time he's drunk, convince him it would be funny for him to get a vasectomy. You'd be doing all of mankind a favor, preventing someone so stupid from reproducing.

He thought it would be funny to maze himself? Was he trying to prevent raping himself? If so, did it work, or did he just continue to force his hand onto the poor penis? If he did then maybe that caused the blindness!!!

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at least he got home rather than ******* random pussy

You were in his firing line? As in you stood next to him when he sprayed himself?

Quietcannon 0

Be glad it wasn't Wasp Spray like most people are carrying instead of Pepper Spray now-a-days. I guess either way, you'd till have to go to the hospital.

Wow what an epic moron your bf is. He's so stupid he's actually a danger to himself and others. I just can't believe someone would be this spectacularly dumb. I hope for his and your sakes that this is fake!

Why does your boyfriend have pepper spray? This is a good time to bail, because not only is your boyfriend a drunken idiot, he's also a sissy.

ryderthe8 0

you obviously dont care about him if you dont even think about his feelings. but way to be a bitch