By littlekellilee - 07/10/2013 16:20 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at me for "making" her not like him by "telling her lies". FML
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Thanks for the kind words towards my cat, she's feeling much better! The comments were all hilarious! I think he was just still feeling sensitive about the fight because he apologized shortly after and admitted to acting crazy. I think I'll probably keep him around, he's a pretty good guy usually and definitely hasn't done this before. I'll keep an eye out though. Thanks everyone!

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Tiagoroth 10

Don't let crazy stick its dick in you.

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Voij 16

18, cats are actually much smarter than most people think. It's why they've managed to overtake humanity and become the sole ruler of this planet several millenia ago. Just think about it, most of the effects of it can even be seen in modern day technology: The arrowkeys on a keyboard have almost the exact same form as the paw of a cat, the one thing we use to play around with on the computer is called a "mouse" and notebooks inexplicably give off a subtle amount of heat, just enough to function as a perfectly temperated resting place. Coincidences? I think not! Now if you'll excuse me, I hear some scratching at my door. I'll edit my post once I'm back to share more secrets of our feline overlords with you guys.

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Tiagoroth 10

Don't let crazy stick its dick in you.

195 2
Voij 16

18, cats are actually much smarter than most people think. It's why they've managed to overtake humanity and become the sole ruler of this planet several millenia ago. Just think about it, most of the effects of it can even be seen in modern day technology: The arrowkeys on a keyboard have almost the exact same form as the paw of a cat, the one thing we use to play around with on the computer is called a "mouse" and notebooks inexplicably give off a subtle amount of heat, just enough to function as a perfectly temperated resting place. Coincidences? I think not! Now if you'll excuse me, I hear some scratching at my door. I'll edit my post once I'm back to share more secrets of our feline overlords with you guys.

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xzxXxzx 11

The boyfriend sounds more like he has mentle issues..

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Aky0n 10

Why insult someone's intelligence when you can't even spell correctly?

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corporatescoundr 25

I'm just saying OP... No one likes a liar. Lol his feelings are probably still hurt from the argument. As soon as the cat's feeling better I bet he won't be accusing you of lying.... Unless you are lying to the cat.

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frozen92_fml 12

Just because you're angry does mean you should take the pussy away.

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flashback.miss 28

you sure the cat is the real pussy?

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addioty 19

Then you reply with, "It's sad that I get more pussy then you."

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karma8033 2

No Then is proper.....Then you do something rather than nothing at all.

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MichellinMan 20

That cat would be a goddamn genius if you could speak to it. Grow thumbs, and it takes over the world.

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showmeyourears 19

My cat has thumbs and is bright enough to sit on command. Is that a bad sign?

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MichellinMan 20

^ be careful, for its intellect could grow exponentially.

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fakedsincerity 32

I think it's cute he thinks the cat is that intelligent. :3 Animal lover is a big plus.

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Pleonasm 35

I think you missed the part where he was barking mad.

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fakedsincerity 32

wow judging someone on two sentences as a bimbo. asshole alert.

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fakedsincerity 32

@16; I'm a little barking mad, myself. :)

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unlucky_04 10

Well, sorry if I came across as an asshole.. But it was pretty hard not to judge you on what you said. Which is a shame. 'Cause you're pretty. and your comment was absolutely blonde (pun intended) ;)

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zRatio 6

Then stop telling jer lies

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gc327072 30

Cats are way too smart to fall for such trickery. If anything, your cat manipulated y'all into fighting, without either of you knowing.

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unlucky_04 10

Yes. Cats have been known to cause a divorce or two through their manipulation.

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snyder94 5

They do it because the joy of monogamy gives them cancer.

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