By Anonymous - 22/09/2017 23:15 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I decided to eat healthier. I started with making 2 eggs and burning down whole kitchen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 323
You deserved it 822

Same thing different taste

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The kitchen just couldn't deal with your healthiness, it just spontaneously combusted...

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The kitchen just couldn't deal with your healthiness, it just spontaneously combusted...

1) Are the knives you own perpetually dull? 2) Do you find it difficult to use remotes while under a blanket? 3) Is everything monochrome? If you said yes to any of the above, you might be living in an informercial.

Wow, this updated version of the "This is your brain on drugs." PSA is even more intense than the original!

a good example of how eating healthy can get very expensive

Lobby_Bee 17

Eating healthy is not just about the food, you need the whole shebang. Redecorate your kitchen to look healthy. Healthy food, healthy kitchen.

nightfall8705 33

Eh. You don't need a kitchen anyway. Being Breatharian is totally all the rage now. ?