By dafuqdidihear - 11/08/2012 06:53 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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dafuqdidihear 11

I'm the original poster. He left, scared that my roommate would come in... I don't live with my parents and I'm most definitely not too young for sex, if I may say so myself. I live in a two story with a large tree in my backyard (hence how he managed to enter my room). He didn't want my roommate seeing him because my roommate just about despises my boyfriend. She'd snap, had she seen him. The last time they had an encounter was in a supermarket and she gave him a black eye. Long story. So he left... Leaving my roommate to wonder why I was tied to a bed at 1am, alone and naked. My answer to why was funny though.. I told her I didn't know why I was tied to a bed, nor naked. I said I woke up that way a while ago and screamed for help but nobody came, so I decided to merely wait for her. lol. She was creeped out and now she won't sleep in her room without her window and doors locked.

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Top comments

jillybee101 7

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

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perdix 29

The other guy says, "I like that you got started without me!"

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Stoopid_life 2

Le sexy time turns into le da fuq time

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noisebox 1

When at least you survived that potential assault from the butt bandit..

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summerlover23 5

Not sure how you can "cutely" climb through a window. Js

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madman300 8

The people who visited your house while you were sleeping because you work the graveyard shift would have been mortified to see you naked like that. (Reference to previous FML) even for this

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hunkoira 10

bondage is all about trusting your partner enough to be completely helpless in front of them. to completely give yourself to them. this is a huge violation of that trust. how can you ever thrust this person again. a real man would stay with you even if the building was burning down around the both of you.

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