Love: Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for...

By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 23:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By FML - 24/12/2011 01:32 - Sweden

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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Waiting…

By Anonymous - 22/10/2022 22:00

Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML

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By Lysh - 24/11/2016 05:38

Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML

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By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2009 16:27 - United States

Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML

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Sunday 19 December 2010 2:15

i feel as though... this is a major hint.

Doortje 29

Sunday 19 December 2010 2:19

..and with no presents! Which, in my opinion, is the worst of all :(

Comments

andradelool 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 15:25

hes an asshole

jaaaclyn 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:59

I guess he's cheap and is avoiding buying you gifts

tylr6024 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 2:46

rofl. op doesnt know that "break" really means im breaking up with you.

Faz7875 2

Friday 8 July 2011 17:46

He either wants to break up, is cheating or is cheap as f**k. Either way, dump him.

pom42pom 12

Monday 18 July 2011 4:09

he probably just didn't feel like buying you any presents.

madgrinchhatter 12

Sunday 23 October 2011 15:12

I bet he just didn't want to buy you 4 presents in 3 weeks

amberlou_11 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 4:12

Hes not worth getting back with

cyanidexgrimm 0

Friday 4 May 2012 18:35

im sorry... marry christmas, happy birthday, happy one year, happy new year...

jaystreet46 4

Friday 1 February 2013 6:10

Guess he just didn't wanna get you gifts.

soldierofchrist 8

Saturday 10 August 2013 20:02

very smart of him to save some money.

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