Love: Today, my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix. He was...

By Anonymous - 22/05/2014 21:27 - United States - Saugus

Today, my boyfriend found a movie he loved on Netflix. He was so excited to show it to me and was certain I'd love it. I didn't have the heart to tell him what I really thought of White Chicks. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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Spoiled

By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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The horror!

By duped - 29/10/2011 11:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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Friday 23 May 2014 8:57

White Chicks is a great movie (:

BlackFames 16

Friday 23 May 2014 9:01

You don't have the heart to tell him that it was a hilarious movie, and you loved every second of it? That doesn't make any sense.

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mackdeezy 22

Friday 23 May 2014 9:07

I loved that movie OP. Oh well, different tastes I suppose.

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Friday 23 May 2014 9:08

I love White Chicks! That movie is hilarious.

gracehi 31

Friday 23 May 2014 9:09

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Show it anyway

JuzReading 23

Friday 23 May 2014 9:09

1) White Chicks is an awesome and funny movie. 2) I don't see what's so bad about not liking a particular movie.

jellitonoctopus 19

Friday 23 May 2014 9:10

Tell Latrell if he wants to use protection, there's an extra shower curtain in the bathroom!

vanelacacs 4

Friday 23 May 2014 9:14

Haha awww

ELoni_fml 25

Friday 23 May 2014 9:14

I love that movie ^^

BadLuckLory24 13

Friday 23 May 2014 9:16

It's a great movie! the club scene with latrell on the dance floor is hilarious! and the "oh what a beautiful chocolate man! Hahaha" :)

listner1 9

Friday 23 May 2014 9:18

Seriously, that movie is hilarious! "dededededede and I need You, dededededede and I miss You.." :D

winchestinalock 21

Friday 23 May 2014 9:21

what exactly is so fml about this?

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