Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks,...

By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML

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By kp. - 31/08/2010 12:46 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 07:08 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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By LadyDean - 29/11/2011 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2011 23:36 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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What happened?

By ....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

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By vetapplez - 04/04/2009 08:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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mikeofthunder 13

Monday 20 August 2012 12:14

That isn't a bad attempt OP, he obviously spent a lot of money on you which shows he cares. He's just a bad drunk.

Steve95401 49

Monday 20 August 2012 12:11

Your boyfriend sounds like a real winner.

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flutter4 7

Monday 20 August 2012 15:46

Go have fun without him. Don't let him spoil it for you. It is your birthday after all. Happy Birthday!

bjf10 22

Monday 20 August 2012 20:01

Definitely! Call a friend and head to the park!

mhopper 13

Monday 20 August 2012 15:52

Order room service, a good movie, and some champagne. Hopefully one day you two will look back and laugh about all this.

Dcm210 19

Monday 20 August 2012 16:13

enjoy the drinks and jacuzzi.

Leslier_fml 4

Monday 20 August 2012 16:32

If he did all that for your birthday he cares, he is stupid drunk but he loves you so im sure he will make it up. Sucks for now though...some people shouldn't drink and its those that start arguing when they drunk.

BayAreaBum 1

Monday 20 August 2012 16:43

Wow, even hates you when he's asleep. LoL

noisebox 1

Monday 20 August 2012 17:23

That's just the normal male / female tension interaction...

kimg0885 23

Monday 20 August 2012 17:39

It's not the end of the world op, at least he tried. Maybe he had an empty stomach and got drunk to fast.? Maybe he didn't realize he was so drunk, or it hit him at once. Did you make it to six flags with him? If he got drunk after six flags maybe he was just tired and passed out. I dunno, he tried so give him some credit. Unless this happens all the time . Otherwiseyou should forgive him.. By the way why WAS he cussing you out in his sleep? Did you make him mad?