By anon - 20/08/2012 05:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend got a hotel room with a jacuzzi, drinks, and tickets to Six Flags for my birthday. He is currently passed out drunk on the other side of the bed, cursing me out in his sleep. FML
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mikeofthunder 13

That isn't a bad attempt OP, he obviously spent a lot of money on you which shows he cares. He's just a bad drunk.

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Steve95401 49

Your boyfriend sounds like a real winner.

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Rodders_SOTC 1

He paid for a hotel room, drinks and tickets so at least he had good.intentions.

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SonOfAMitch 14

Go enjoy your birthday in the jacuzzi and have some nice food :) Happy birthday by the way!

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ladyluck808 0

ill go to six flags with u...sorry your bf had to ruin your birthday..kick his drunk ass off the bed

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TomatoTomauto56 0

Yeah I'm sure you're completely blame free for this. You probably did something to piss him off, and BECAUSE he spent so much time and money on this trip he decided at least he'd have some fun by himself and get drunk. Boo hoo. I bet you deserved it.

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SierraaaNicoleee 26

22- If I could like your comment, I would.

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UltimateGIRness 16

22- because I can't really like your comment, here's a like for you

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PistolWhiper93 0

Sux about what the end result was. Srry OP.

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ncvolley123 8

It must be totally awful. Its not like you can make fun of him the next day or anything. So totally **** your life. Ohmergawwddd.

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Melvar_10 3

So basically setting yourself up to cheat? You're what's wrong with this world....

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Melvar_10 3

ALSO, let's not forget who the **** bought those drinks, hotel room, and tickets....

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Melvar_10 3

Too many of you girls are either A. Entitled brats that would ditch him when he clearly wanted to party with his girl B. Over emotional and too stupid to realize alcohol does these things to people and he just got carried away on the drinks when he wanted to party with his girl. So grow up please

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DocBastard 38

Wow, as I was reading your comment, I really thought you'd get to the punch line. I got to the end and realised you weren't kidding. "Partying" doesn't mean passing out drunk like a moron. Partying is having fun WITH her. Alcohol does these things to people? Really? NO. People do these things to themselves. Captain Jack is not forcing rum down your throat. Mr. Bud Weiser isn't buying the rounds. When you drink to excess, YOU are to blame. And people like you who try to deflect responsibility piss me right off. The only one who has to grow up here is you, boy. You clearly have NO idea how things really work.

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solosohigh 15

you have basically said the same thing in all of your various comments. we got it. yes, alcohol does things to people. however, you are still responsible for your actions. if alcohol makes you act like that, maybe you should drink less, possibly not at all. I hate when people use that as an excuse. if you can't control yourself, don't drink. seems like you're the one who needs to "grow up."

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