Love: Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first... - FML

By Misaki18 - 03/09/2013 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

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Misaki18 17

Wednesday 4 September 2013 7:28

Yeah he thinks he's better than me , I feel like a Cinderella after midnight while he's the prince. He's always bragging about how good looking, smart, and charismatic he is and now it's worse. -_-

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Big_Pickle 18

Tuesday 3 September 2013 22:40

Feel lucky they really do only hire good looking people..

Surfer7456 7

Tuesday 3 September 2013 22:40

Anyone who willingly wants to work for the asshat that owns that company is automatically a douche in my book.

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tonjean1 5

Friday 20 September 2013 4:46

Quit busting on their relationship! Who cares, you have a hot boyfriend, he's with you for a reason. Find a therapist, get on some antidepressants, and take a kick boxing class.

antwerpxengelen 3

Thursday 22 May 2014 23:28

It's not so rare. My brother-in-law got asked twice

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 14 July 2015 18:58

He's an ass.

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