By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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Abrien 8

Haha just make sure he doesn't think about your sister, my time is always cut in half when I think of my wife's sister.

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PinkFun1969 9

Tell your BF to think about dead puppies and Grandma, that should help him keep it up longer;-)

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chels1994 11

I've never had sex, but I'm assuming it could be worse from reading previous comments. I agree when people say at least he's improving though (:

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EvilDave 13

At least he is trying to last longer for your enjoyment. Stop whining about him improving for your benefit.

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Gioia221 3

Aaah, poor you :( Time for a cockring??

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cwalmye 9

You must be really good in bed if that's how long he can last.

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Everdeath90 3

Sex should last longer then a commercial, just saying....

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