By user210 - 26/03/2012 03:05 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
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Mercedes16 7

At least he broke the record. Lol

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iamabamf 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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jerm1027 2

The first one is slippery, I get that... but can he not go on after? Maybe he isn't excited enough. o_O

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beannlove 7

sounds like you need some more foreplay to increase his stamina

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ZombieKitteh 8

Laugh at him behind his back on the internet. That'll help.

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Zehla 7

He is improving,OP. If you love him truly sexual satisfaction shouldnt be your number one necessity. If it is, perhaps you should have a friend with benefits instead of a relationship? You have to work together if you want a good sex life. I was 100% honest with my boyfriend. I never faked it to falsely boost his ego - but I was never mean to him, I was patient. Nowadays he can go for hours ;D. If your guy is new to sex it is unfair to expect him to be a **** star in bed.

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stoneybadger78 6

I've been yelled at for lasting too long, because I was told I was a "2 pump chump" by a hookup after hitting it for 45 minutes, I now last as long as 2.5 hours.

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