Today, my boyfriend has a porn addiction or a masturbation addiction.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2024 23:46 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend has a porn addiction or a masturbation addiction. He does it frequently and he says it's a better orgasm than having sex. Is that true? FML

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Ubehage 32

Friday 5 July 2024 11:53

1. It's free. 2. It only takes 15 seconds. 3. It was always good for all participants.

Lffayen 4

Saturday 6 July 2024 14:40

some guys oversensitize and end up not being able to finish properly. I would call it rare but normal. try to introduce other activities other than just penetrative play and see if you can come to an understanding that intimacy can be more than just penetration

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Ubehage 32

Friday 5 July 2024 11:53

1. It's free. 2. It only takes 15 seconds. 3. It was always good for all participants.

Lffayen 4

Saturday 6 July 2024 14:40

some guys oversensitize and end up not being able to finish properly. I would call it rare but normal. try to introduce other activities other than just penetrative play and see if you can come to an understanding that intimacy can be more than just penetration

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