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Craving it

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 00:01

Spicy

Today, I realized how low my husband's libido has gotten over the years. He has zero intention of trying anything to fix it, no matter how hard I try. I don't even think I'm horny anymore as much as intimately touched starved. He ran his hand down my back in passing and I almost burst into tears. FML

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The spark is gone

By Anonymous - 10/02/2025 14:00 - United States - Orange Park

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Today, my husband of 16 years had to force himself to be intimate with me. In his words, not because he’s not attracted to me but because he no longer has emotions or feelings towards me. I’m still deeply in love and had to force intimacy because now I feel like I’m just a means to an end. FML

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Turntables

By Bill Mantie - 18/04/2021 02:00

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Today, after months of successfully taking strides to boost my long diminished libido, I found out my girlfriend, who always had a healthy sex drive, has now lost hers. Oh, how the tables have turned. FML

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Libido says no

By Anonymous - 16/08/2021 05:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

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Today, I discovered my girlfriend of 5 years would rather split up than make any shred of effort to revive her utterly dead libido from the last 2 years. She promised the whole past month to make an effort, before admitting she never gave a shit when my patience with her ran out. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

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Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Letting go

By Anonymous - 17/05/2023 15:00

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Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 17:02 - United States - Herndon

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Today, my husband told me he doesn't see me in a sexual light. Too bad we've only been married for 3 months. FML

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Bad sex

By Undersexed - 14/09/2016 22:01 - United States - Washington

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Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML

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By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

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Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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I'm horny, horny horny horny…

By Anonymous - 07/11/2020 11:01

Spicy

Today, my husband chose to masturbate. I'm not getting laid for the forth night in a row, because initiating sex is too hard for him. Just once, I want to not have to initiate or flat out beg for it. FML

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Suave

By Quiet is sexy - 03/04/2025 23:00 - Romania

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Today, my husband whined that our sex life is terrible. I agree. I wish he'd stop killing the mood with crappy pickup lines and crude innuendos every time I act even slightly receptive towards him. It's like he turns into a 14 year-old the second I kiss him. FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 26 May 2022 1:09

You should have a serious talk with him, consider couples’ counseling. A low libido doesn’t equate to a total lack of affection.

Niniva 8

Thursday 2 June 2022 5:05

I did cry.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Thursday 26 May 2022 1:09

You should have a serious talk with him, consider couples’ counseling. A low libido doesn’t equate to a total lack of affection.

Niniva 8

Thursday 2 June 2022 5:05

I did cry.

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Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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