Love: Today, my boyfriend invited me to his new apartment for a candle-lit... - FML

By SexOnTheBeach - 11/10/2015 03:34 - France - Livry-gargan

Today, my boyfriend invited me to his new apartment for a candle-lit dinner. While we were having drinks, I got up to wash my hands. Thinking that he was watching me walking away, I turned around to send him a kiss. He was spitting in my cocktail. FML

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JillianJuneBug 39

Wednesday 7 December 2016 9:54

I would love to see the boyfriend try to explain his way out of that one

Tripartita 44

Wednesday 7 December 2016 10:03

Hours earlier: "So, have you two been swapping spit, bro?" "I'm not familiar with that expr—yeah, yeah, totally, dude. Of course. What kind of man would I be if we weren't? Ha."

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mjhca12 14

Friday 9 December 2016 13:21

Okay, we need the story behind this.

MiaTheMartian 21

Saturday 10 December 2016 1:26

what the ****

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 11 December 2016 10:33

Do you mean your ex-boyfriend?

Blue_oreo 12

Thursday 15 December 2016 3:16

He was just trying to give you a trip to the dentist! ;)

fun_fml 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 11:55

He was F'ing spitting in your cocktail?! WTF?!?!?

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 1 December 2018 2:45

What a ****** creeper

MxCrix3333 10

Tuesday 19 March 2024 3:53

I feel like either he was angry or it is a kink of his that he didn't get consent for. Either way, an awful thing to do.

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