By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
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life_sucks225 13

you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.

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hacksaw246 24

Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?

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life_sucks225 13

you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#13 I think you are getting down voted because #1 already clearly stated that.

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JadeWinter 16

An ex did this to me. When we broke up, he was like "you've been a great girlfriend and mother to me" and I shit you not I nearly projectile vomited.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Then you would've been the exorcist girlfriend...

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lexiieeex3 32

That's just so friggen creepy.

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xxsakuraxx 29

What the hell does he do with his mother??? Run, bitch, RUN!!!

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conman531 23

If you didn't say "bitch" you probably wouldn't have gotten down voted

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Maddiiee3011 13

Judging by your down vote #14, I think you could be mistaken

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#14 number # 2 didn't say bitch anywhere in his comment next time try reading the comment before actually commenting yourself.

shay_serendipity 29

I don't think the 'bitch' part was the reason for down votes- I think it was just #2's comment in its entirety.

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sarabear94 4

Except he did #23....if you tried reading you'd see they did say it.

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kristabelli 19

Crap 52 I tried to thumbs-up you but thumb-downed you by mistake. I agree that this lousy comment didn't need to call OP a bitch and I liked yours better.

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Chrispy_original 3

Holy absolutely shit you gotta be kidding me!

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xSPEECHLESS 10

I think he just wanted to touch your boobs

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limabeans101029 20

3- I don't think telling a woman that she's like your mother is the best way to go about that

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slutfactory 17

I wasn't aware that being motherly related to an increased amount of boob grabs.

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hacksaw246 24

Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?

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khfa 6

I resemble my soon to be Mother-in-law!!!

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drivingmissdaisy 13

Yea I also resemble my boyfriends mom. We both have blue eyes, blonde curly hair, short and skinny..kinda strange but whatever.

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lylotrezor 20

Well, if your relationship can survive that, it can probably survive anything. Be positive !

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thevelociraptor 31

Sorry OP once you're in the mother zone there's no getting out.

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UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Maybe you just smell like his mother..?

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