By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML
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life_sucks225 13

you got the legendary mother zone while in a relationship.

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hacksaw246 24

Well I've heard that studies say people try to date those who resemble thier parents in a way.. So uh congrats?

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GxReaperGx 11

"A boy's best friend is his mother". - Norman Bates.

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Gondii 3

The first time I've had sex with my girlfriend, I've whispered all kinds of nice things in her ear. It turns out that one of the compliments I repeated, which translates roughly to "You're amazing", sounds in our native language very much alike "You're my mother", which is what she heard. She didn't tell me anything until after we were done, she just assumed it was some weird fetish that I have.

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bikram_12 0

u shouldn't have fed him much then....... 😝

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abusedbf 0

So its when when they wanna dirty talk and tell us guys to ask whose you daddy - Talk about being one sided

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