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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By estephi - 09/02/2010 08:14 - France

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By authentic - 18/02/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By pandapantsMD - 18/04/2015 03:12 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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Thanks babe

By Anonymous - 25/08/2013 23:30 - United States - Mission

Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML

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ahhrealmonsters 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:38

Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!

ricin_poisoning 0

Monday 25 May 2009 23:39

People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.

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reqret17 13

Monday 20 April 2015 22:36

was it at least coverable??

trumpy 9

Saturday 25 April 2015 1:18

wow i hope you smashed his face in

daisynugget 14

Monday 8 June 2015 7:47

It's never okay to get your significant others name tattooed on you !

random_man1999 11

Sunday 28 June 2015 7:44

Want me to kill him? Jk

Shafro_0 24

Sunday 5 July 2015 9:45

you should get a cover up tattoo.. make it into something pretty aha

TheKingOfHearts 19

Wednesday 5 August 2015 16:52

Jail isn't to bad, ya know. KILL HIM ASAP!

dolphinlvr7 24

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:57

U didn't think it was weird that he didn't want to get a tattoo of ur name too?

SashaTaras 26

Sunday 13 September 2015 4:12

You can remove the tattoo you know... (Laser it off)

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 10 November 2015 14:06

You never get a significant other's name tattooed on you.

loubabe69 19

Monday 16 November 2015 7:42

Why would you ever get a mans name on you? Wtf?

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