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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:24

Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?

Comments

ApplePieHead 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:34

fyl? no no sweet cheecks f HIS life

EmoGirl143 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:45

Ewwwwwwy Dats Disgusting!xp

shamRawer 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:49

Rolf..…I feel srry fer u :x XD

DeepSouthEmo 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:03

rolf? roll on laughing floor?

InternetToughguy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:33

I rolf'd so hard when I read this comment

dckbtch 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:49

please stop these awful rumors! of course GIRLS DON'T POOP!

J0yce 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:50

Oh gosh. I think I just lost my appetite.

_whoops 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:52

aww im sorry hehe hopefully this never happens to me ^^

mdavis0529 14

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:54

Everybody poops!

taycandy96 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:03

No really they dont

TRJADN 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:08

That's so gross. no one wants to see someone nasty liquified poop. why didn't you check to make sure it was completely flushed? I hope he doesn't invite you over again until you get your shit together. No pun intented.

tiancai 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:31

If it was "liquefied" as you say, do you think it would have caused the problem in the first place?

Rawwrness 3

Monday 1 February 2010 0:10

well it's true it's gross. but everyone does do that at one point in their life

Jrook 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:12

bahahaha

mzhonesty 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:13

Why didn't you take a shit at wherever you were before you left? I'm sure he would have understood if you said you'd be a little late. This could have been avoided.