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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

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Smells like teen shit

By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By musicaddict - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML

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You deserved it 24 205

By wtfuraretard - 19/02/2010 20:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML

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You deserved it 5 209

By impatient amy - 27/01/2009 14:23 - Ireland

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I had bad stomach cramps so I asked if I could use the bathroom. After half an hour, I flushed the toilet, it backs up and floods the bathroom. To make things worse, when I opened the door, I slipped on the wet tiles. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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You deserved it 812

maskedman 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 12:31

so it isn't a myth. girls really do poop. toilet-clogging poops.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:24

Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?

Comments

toushiro010 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:16

Hah, Shit happens:)

Don_fml 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:17

You didn't notice you clogged the toilet? YDI.

FPsLife 5

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:24

Everything's bigger in Texas... except the toilets, eh?

saaaammmmm 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 17:46

No, unfortunately. The only toilets you can buy these days are the sissy water-saving ones.

azreal_13 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 19:36

I didn't know they're are/were manly toliets out there. not urinals, toliets

heyheyt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:28

to #10 girls do just poop becase everyone poops. jeez it's not thatvhatd to figure out. and for the op yeahh I agree fyl :/

UziTopete 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:41

you must be a fat chick whom also takes big ol' dumps as well fyl lol

BangOut 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:54

Stop spreading lies!!!!!!

Scrantoncity 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 16:46

Uzi must you always post on fml trying to be smart? you used "whom" wrong two out of two times. just give up and go die

Sofeee 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 13:52

wow never hurd of splash and flush

foodlover123 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:01

you disgust me...... plus if u were at a different place before that y didn't u use the bathroom there..... dumb-ass

headphone84 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:27

WTF? Didn't you have anything else to write? Filthy bitch!

sikanderimran 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 14:34

ughhhh

queen30788 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:23

uffffffff

wes85 2

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:25

She might not have known she clogged the toilet until after. Sometimes you can flush and it seems to go down and then when it clogs it starts overflowing. If you put the lid down you may not notice it immediately. but if you take the time to wash your hands then that should be long enough.

hiix0x0 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 15:33

Wow u must be fat

hberri331 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:59

Hahahaha your a huge bitch and I feel sorry for you. News flash you shit too. Unless your a douche la ga alien. Leave Op alone. Go ahead and call me fat for calling you out because that is all your lame ass can come up with.