By loserface23 - 28/05/2009 19:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
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bco12 0

"No." It's that simple.

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LifeIsntPerfect 0

Not gonna lie, I'd probably smack my guy if he said that... Just ouch. Not even CLOSE to a good reason to get married.

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xo_emily_xo 0

don't say yes. i have no experience with marriage (only 16!), but I know you'll regret it if you accept.

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dae_fml 0

Wait, what? I'd do it, especially if it's mutually beneficial.

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hiya_there 0

In the US, married people can't consolidate federal loans anymore, if that's what you have for student loans. If you want to get married, go for it and then afterwards...oops, the loans don't consolidate!

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phantomdonut 0

And you are NOT marrying him, right? ... Right?

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Dangerman 0

"Married students are no longer able to consolidate their loans together. This provision was repealed effective July 1, 2006." http://www.finaid.org/loans/consolidation.phtml That man is too stupid to marry, forget how conniving he is.

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atrialfib29 0

What's next?? Your life insurance?? LOL !!!!!

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Varunlol 0

Yo thtz messed up wat he did.

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amazingkate 0

if you don't want to get married, don't. trust me, it would SUCK to be married to someone for only one reason. every day i thank god my spouse isn't a lameass. it's a way bigger deal than some people think it is. i'm sure you're not though if it occurred to you that this is in fact a FML situation.

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