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By oops - 08/08/2011 18:11 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend opened the car door in a very kind and loving way. What wasn't so kind and loving was that my hand was still half-way when he closed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 14:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was getting out of the car, my 7-year-old son opened the door for me. I thought it was very gentlemanly of him to do that, until he smashed my thumb with the car door. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Jeff Again - 03/09/2023 00:02 - United States

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By Z - 03/07/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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Monday 8 August 2011 23:07

Gotta hand it to you, that hurts.

fashionistaGirll 0

Monday 8 August 2011 23:10

It was just an accident no need to do a crazy disgusting revenge...

Comments

SaRaBby786 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:03

Guesss thats his way off saying "you dont use your hand so well"

Matias_Says_FML 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:32

There goes your handjob abilities for a while!

cheer4ever96 8

Tuesday 9 August 2011 7:54

Ouch! Tell him to kiss it now.

Author_1242 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:07

My boyfriend and I are still together and he isn't an ass. It was an accident and I understand completely.

whisperingeye13 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:15

103 what the **** is wrong with you?

blondie42094 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 8:42

atleast the thought was still there.

Jaxon26 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 11:11

I smash my fingers all the time and you don't see me bitching about... (not directed towards the comments)

sky_surfer79 6

Tuesday 9 August 2011 14:44

Poor guy and he was just trying to be sweet to you. I hope you didn't break anything.

Arch27 27

Tuesday 9 August 2011 15:26

Bad enough when you do that to yourself, but to have someone else shut the car door on your hand -- OUCH.

sirhobothesecond 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:17

oh shut up. I'm thirteen and I've experienced that three times in my life without a single tear.

raphanne_fml 33

Wednesday 10 August 2011 3:02

Do you want a freaking medal? Everyone has experienced this situation once in their life! Do you hear other people complaining about it? It's not a my-life-sucks-more-than-yours contest! This website is about having a good laugh about little shitty situations happening every day! If you don't understand that why are you on FML?

lmao_wow10 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:27

uhmm nowhere in the FML does it say that she cried.. besides getting your hand slammed in something like that will still hurt like a bitch, whether you cry or not.