By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
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aiezaiza 0

For those saying she can still get pregnant whilst on her period, I think she was saying that she didn't want sex due to being on her period, not that menstruating prevents pregnancy. Also, if she doesn't want to have sex at this time of the month, that's her decision, sheesh. And your boyfriend sounds like a bit of an arse. :(

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ram7_fml 0

wow id be pissed! if my bf ever did that wit me he would hear it. he lets me sleep over there even when im on it.

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doof_fisch 2

Ewww-- just the thought of having sex with someone while on her period almost makes me want to puke -- I mean, the sight of the blood, the smell, the taste, the mess................gross GROSS GROSS! Besides, if the woman has cramps during her period, why would she want to have sex during such a time?

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Illustrator 0

YDI because Eve committed Original Sin.

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0_wings_0 0

omg. men know nothing about periods. get a life

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muchhate 0

You should skip your periods so that he can have sex whenever he wants. You're the selfish one.

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for dating an asshole. pick someone sensible next time.

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christopherlove 0

He sounds immature, but you could have made it up to him. You both fail.

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Failercoptor 0

well i hope you were saying you weren't going to have sex that night, cause just cause you're bleeding doesn't mean you're on your period, and actually be the most fertile you can possibly be lol. that would have been a fail. but if you just wanted to chill and spend a fun night with your bf then fyl

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SimpleSimon 0

Clearly the OPs boyfriend is a bastard, but I must say he's got balls! I try to avoid saying or doing anything even remotely controversial when my girlfriend is on her period, for fear of her tearing my nuts off with her bare hands. Besides, she gets her super horny time just after =D

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youaresofucked 0

how is the bf an asshole if he doesnt want to get her pregnant??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????>?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?

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SimpleSimon 0

A spectacular display of point-missing there. The bf is an asshole because he only wanted to spend time with her so they could have sex, getting her pregnant has **** all to do with it.

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nagele 0

ohhhh nice wording 266

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