Love and Transportation: Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so...

By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By Cody - 09/08/2021 00:01

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Today, my boyfriend and I were riding in the back seat of his mom’s car and she kept talking at him non-stop. He responded only in grunts. When at some point I informed her that her son had been asleep for several minutes, she just kept on talking to him anyway. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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DMA 11

Tuesday 14 August 2018 15:15

Way to humbebrag about how good your hearing is, OP! How would his father know you have ears like a bat and can hear all the way from the back seat?!

real life problems 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 18:10

Maybe you should speak up and defend yourself a little instead of being stepped on. Father or not, give him a piece of your mind

Comments

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 14 August 2018 15:11

Well, there's only one sensible thing to do. Piss yourself. Once he realises his passive-aggressive behaviour has earned his upholstery a thorough soaking in urine, he'll ensure his disparaging comments are only uttered out of earshot of the subject.

DMA 11

Tuesday 14 August 2018 15:15

Way to humbebrag about how good your hearing is, OP! How would his father know you have ears like a bat and can hear all the way from the back seat?!

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 14 August 2018 15:52

I'm sure he knew you were there, so he was probably just joking. Or really doesn't give a crap, but I'm gonna hope for the former.

ajh1800 25

Tuesday 14 August 2018 15:53

While that's extremely rude, you're in a relationship with your boyfriend, not his dad, so as long as your boyfriend still loves you and wants to be with you, try not to let what his dad said get to you. His opinion doesnt matter.