By Blindsided - 08/10/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend’s dog decided that his stomach needed a month’s supply of contacts more than I did. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You’ll get them back in a day or so, but this month you’re going to have a shitty outlook on life.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You know that little footnote on the bottom of the label that says "Keep out of reach of children"? That should apply to dogs, as well. I'd like to know how he managed to get them.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

You know that little footnote on the bottom of the label that says "Keep out of reach of children"? That should apply to dogs, as well. I'd like to know how he managed to get them.

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RichardPencil 30

You’ll get them back in a day or so, but this month you’re going to have a shitty outlook on life.

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bluhbluhbluh 14

that's a better psychic reading than most these days.

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whiskey'swino 15

If it is in nose reach then it can (and will) get eaten. You are the one who needs to be responsible.

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hellphone_fml 37

I hate the puppy stage. It's going to get worse as the puppy gets taller. My stupid baby apparently jumped from the bed onto my dresser to reach my top shelf and ate my pill bottle and pills. While also knocking everything off my dresser.

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TheSminty1 17

He wants to watch what he eats more closely.

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