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Oh shut up!
Bitch get yo head off my *******.
Jokes on them, OP had a hard on, that'll teach the crazy person
In what way did op deserve that? no matter how you look at it, it was rude for the person to sit on op. It was kinda dumb for you to say otherwise.
On the bright side, at least the person sitting on you wasn't fat.
Op just put your dick in their ass !
^The FML and your comment go perfectly with your pic #80
37, I think you meant to post that on a different FML.
Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
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Show it anywayGood job, you've just broken Creeper Law #2: Don't Internet creep in public places. It's the damn handbook! *waves Creeper Bible*
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"
FFFFFFUUUUUUUU- I left a word out! I have shamed my family. I will commit seppuku to regain lost honor. Also, the handbook is available at most major bookstores, at an MSRP of $12.99, making this a bargain as well as a necessity for any creeper! *seppuku* Get... your.... c-c-*cough*copy... today.....
16- Has that ever actually worked? Please do tell, I'd begin immediately
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Show it anywaySince this conversation is goin nowhere, i must say i do like the op's name
Hope the guy that sat on you wasn't too fat. :P
Did you know that Santa is spelt with the same letters as satan, because there the same person.
They're* really not!
Well. If satan gives me presents every year, i'm perfectly fine with him
I belive Saint Nick is another being than Lucifer
*a a lapdance
You should have ran your finger through their hair to creep em out that might get him/her to move.
Or gotten them to stay longer. They've probably gotta be very difficult to creep out if they sit on random people at bus stops.
Tickle their bums
I'm sorry I was tired
Really? I gotta get rid of my car and take the bus. Nowadays, I have to pay someone I find on Craigslist to do that for 20 bucks.
I now know where ima get a free lap dance for my 21st birthday.... XD
I used to sit at bus stops but then I took a weirdo to the lap.
Public lap dance?
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Hahaha that's happened to me before. I just pushed them off :)
I watched someone sit on a woman's bag of groceries. She had all her groceries on the last available seat on the crowded bus and refused to move them. He looked at her and said, "you mad bro?"