Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one...

By haggisbowl - 14/01/2012 06:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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The truth

By uglyallover - 20/09/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2016 06:16 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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ant2590 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:08

So I'm guessing the game ended there

JustOhSoLovely 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:08

Really?... You didn't see that one coming?

Comments

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:45

Send him a picture of a shaved cat.

Almandine 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 15:48

And tell him it's name is ******.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:12

Well...I was thinking the "it's a shaved pussy" thing would be enough here...

NippsSlipps 10

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:31

64- GENIUS.

samwoodlock 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:10

So whatd you send him?

l23VIVE 17

Sunday 11 March 2012 6:29

I want to know too

Raeser 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:14

He is your boyfriend so he should already had seen you naked, so what's the deal?

makowiec 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:20

They could be in highschool you know

wizzy15 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:26

Or just not together long enough... people in high school see each other naked all the time . O.o

PoeSlayer 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 15:43

I'm guessing it's because they haven't been together long enough.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:53

He should have already seen her naked? Um... last time I checked nudity is not an immediate requirement in any relationship. It's not even a requirement; it's a choice.

MrRocknTwigs 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 13:41

... Do you?

Clamcreepy 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:07

Well I'm assuming you said "yes" with confidence or why else would you be on here at the FML headquaters.....Ooohh

dwilliams245 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:12

Lol I would dead try something like that

k0brah 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:15

Do you???

Mr_west27 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:18

If he was ur bf wouldn't he kno the answer to that...?

missamazinggg 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:32

Why does everyone assume just because they're dating they've already gotten that far? Maybe they're the good kids who actually want to wait before anything big happens.

BikeAllDay818 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:44

Being a good kid doesn't have anything to do with not having sex, but either way. She wouldn't be putting an fml if they had sex already, cause then he'd know if she shaved or not, obviously.

rezzrhyme 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:19

smart!!! lol

saranndipidy 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:25

why does everyone assume that just because they are dating he's seen her naked?

usnwife 18

Thursday 26 April 2012 21:53

Apparently it goes like this: Boy: wanna go out with me? Girl: sure *both up off their clothes to see each other naked* Without step 3, apparently they aren't actually going out!