Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one...

By haggisbowl - 14/01/2012 06:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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Same thing different taste

Picture game

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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The truth

By uglyallover - 20/09/2009 14:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2016 06:16 - United States - Warrensburg

Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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ant2590 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:08

So I'm guessing the game ended there

JustOhSoLovely 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 12:08

Really?... You didn't see that one coming?

Comments

hippie_lover123 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:07

well do you..?

therealdownloh 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:10

Either take a picture of a forest or a baby's bottom. Easy

BoingaBoinga 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:10

Who cares? You can be creative or you can be a crybaby.

therealdownloh 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 18:12

Either take a picture of a forest or a baby's bottom. Easy

katexheartsxyou 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:02

if it's your boyfriend, then why not? LOL jk

GrizzlierAdams 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:28

He is a genius...

columbiancoffeei 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:40

lmfao that's brilliant

Track1991 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:51

I would've walked away.

Flesheatinmonkey 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:01

Thats one smart man

FadedMemories94 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:19

You should have shown a bald or hairy cat.

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