By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

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revolvearoundme 15

OMG someone actually found a way to make ketchup more disgusting than turning it purple. I say set him free and let nature take it from there.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

To be honest, I would not blame you if you ended up dumping him. My husband is self-employed and runs a tiny business. I make more money than him and I am the bread winner in our relationship. This however has never been a problem since he always tried to make a living aside of projects that currently don't earn him anything. I could not be with someone who would not at least try to make some money. You want your partner in life to be reliable emotionally and financially.

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citrusglass 22

I'm actually really curious about his name ideas for his invention. Come on, carbonated ketchup isn't really doing it for me. Maybe "Bubbly Tomato Sauce" . . . Never mind.

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GirasolNegro 22

Does he drink ketchup on a regular basis, for him to want to invent carbonated ketchup? Maybe if you tell him to mix some into his favorite carbonated beverage it will taste so gross that he'll give up on his idea

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bad_boyfriend 10

Not after I copy his idea and beat him to market

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sousaphonist 14

Search YouTube for "Can You Soda It", have him watch it and reflect on why that's a REALLY bad idea

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Deweyboy 10

Well, in 20 years when your ex-boyfriend is a billionaire and Carbo-Catsup INC is on the NASDAQ, don't come crawling back.

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cjmor1804 1

well, he would have made millions, but you decided to tell everyone on the internet his invention.

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Bragi 12

And yet, OP, he's still your boyfriend? YDI.

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int15 18

You just told everyone on here about his million dollar idea? I guess he'll have to get a job now.

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