By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend still won't get a job, because he's convinced he's going to make millions inventing and selling carbonated ketchup. FML
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geekpower_fml 28

Maybe try talking him into getting a job so he can save money up from that to get a better loan for the ketchup thing? We both know it'll never happen but hey, whatever works.

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ColonelCusswords 24

He certainly won't now seeing you EXPOSED HIS ****** IDEA. Give it like a couple years, thisll hit the market

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Dale_shackleford 13

I actually think that one of the big ketchup makers will see this and do it.

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katydid91 31

Maybe it's already been done in another country and everywhere else just hasn't caught on yet. Japan seems like a country that would invent something like this.

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stevenbro 6

Ok, why do people even put up with idiots like this in their lives? YDI for sticking with this cretin and not seeing him for the loser he is.

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Sansational_ 18

Not such a loser when the "Carbonated Ketchup" fad diet takes off.

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JpTheGreat23 19

10 years later we'll be reading this eating a hot dog with carbonated ketchup on it.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

That sounds amazing

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tonyfan00 38

Carbonated ketchup...what the hell is the purpose of something like that? I'm serious. No idea what that would do.

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Btdtgts 22

I'm almost positive you have a typo, exboyfriend right?

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LyricaSilvan 29

I have to wonder how one could get ketchup to retain carbonation. It's not technically a liquid.

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ezrajab 22

Does he have a diploma by chance in science?

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