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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By unbelievable - 02/02/2009 11:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

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GatherTheMice 15

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:13

That man, deserves an award.

fmlallthetyme 23

Wednesday 18 July 2012 9:13

Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.

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dalmaniac 1

Wednesday 18 July 2012 23:38

Maybe u should see the you tube videos made on "duck faces" lol

mrsmo2 5

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:22

So?

PikachuBuddy 8

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:34

Why the hell were you doing the duck face??!!

hotforkegger 4

Thursday 19 July 2012 0:55

HATE THE DUCK FACE

vbmg152 18

Thursday 19 July 2012 1:27

Stop doing the stupid duckface! Do you know how frustrating it is for us parents to pay over $100 for a yearbook to find it half full of duckfaces?? I'd like to find the person that started this stupid phase! YDI

DJP0N3 0

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:40

You pay 100$ for yearbooks? As for the op ydi fOr duckfacibg and having a mostache

NoahEibon 11

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:35

Why the hell would you do "duck face" anyways, nobody likes it...Atleast you know now!

espeo92 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:38

Whenever I see a girl I know doing a duck face I want to comment about it but I know her bffs will bitch me out

cheekyandsneaky 2

Thursday 19 July 2012 3:40

Duck face is so unatractive its unreal..

OffToTheGayBar 9

Thursday 19 July 2012 4:20

I want to say "I like duckface" for the sole purpose of being contrary, but I can't.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 6:11

That's what you get for doing the duck face. It makes you look retarded.

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Today, I had to ask my dad to drop me off at my doctor's appointment. He insisted on coming up to the waiting room with me. When my doctor came out, he greeted her with, "Hi, I'm the dad, but I won't sit in because she's a 'big girl now'." I'm 21, and I was at my gyno check-up. FML

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Today, I gave my wife a birthday present. For months she'd been talking about an expensive treadmill that she wanted, so I bought it. Her reaction when she saw it was to yell, "YOU THINK I'M FAT!" and burst into tears. FML

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