Love: Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture....

By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By Catnip - 30/06/2016 23:42 - Germany - Michelstadt

Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, 'Wow, so beautiful!' FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Woedel 25

Friday 17 July 2015 0:38

Well, since you didn't put your face in your profile picture, it seems you like other parts of yourself better too.

Joshwarrior 39

Friday 17 July 2015 0:33

So what was in your picture? :P Anyways hope he said it in a joking manner and in no way was being serious (:

Comments

Big_Bear99 19

Friday 17 July 2015 2:53

Have him wear the paper bag next time...

hoosiergirl94 31

Friday 17 July 2015 3:10

Say back "yeah you ruin all my pictures"

worldclassrager 39

Friday 17 July 2015 4:07

Let's leave it at some on put him up to that...or he's just a heartless bastard...but still let's go with the first

nfedrichy 20

Friday 17 July 2015 4:32

Some people don't really think. at all. They just go through life like boneheads and hurt everyone in their way.

carecam 4

Friday 17 July 2015 5:16

Dump him

cheshireau 26

Friday 17 July 2015 6:00

Either people these days have some really mean significant others or a humour that I'm not familiar with.

lysx84 24

Friday 17 July 2015 7:50

It's humour. I could make my partner sound horrible by admitting that he regularly describes me as a "disgusting creature". If you knew the reason was because I fart in bed though...