I'm innocent, I swear!

By Anonymous - 16/07/2015 14:47 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got a surprise raise and a promotion at work. Hours after accepting, our company was raided by police on fraud charges. Due to my new managerial position, I had to get grilled by cops. I may not have a job at all next week. FML
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Zebediabolical 39

If you don't know who the fall guy is... YOU'RE THE FALL GUY!

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xmann277 13

Oh man, that is brutal. Really sorry that that happened.

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Zebediabolical 39

If you don't know who the fall guy is... YOU'RE THE FALL GUY!

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trollcrusher 17

What comes up must come down, including new managers I guess.

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johnrdz3 24

Made you raise your eyebrow

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johnrdz3 24

Made you raise an eyebrow didn't it?

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ThatHorse 15

Yep. And it sounds to me like they knew the cops were about to raid the place and needed a sudden fall guy.

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pengyvan 21

It sucks being used like that, tell the police you just now become (your position), and the other guy did it.

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LycanGod 27

every company needs an escape goat lol

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Emzinatorbot 26

Maybe that was the world telling you working there was no good? I hope you can find something better soon!

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cristy91 33

Extra soon, actually. Once the news spreads that your current employers were raided, it could be seen as a black mark on your resume if you apply within the same field.

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Kog_fml 4

thats the plot to fun with dick and jane

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crudeandrudeguy 29

That was the first thing I thought of too

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josiemorehouse 12

Before "Fun with Dick & Jane", this was the plot for the movie "Moving" with Richard Pryor in 1988.

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Thors_Hammer9999 17

Before it was the plot of Moving it was the plot of the original Fun With Dick And Jane in 1977

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xmann277 13

Oh man, that is brutal. Really sorry that that happened.

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lulinator 40

Looks like management knew that was coming and set you up for the fall.

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jacjax 10

sorry op that sucks hopefully you can find a new job if this one doesn't work out

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LiverpoolVampire 6

I hope you learn to baa quickly because you're the scapegoat

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sk8rdud3 24

Sorry OP, hope that the cops figured out what happened so that you weren't in trouble.

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