By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 05:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML
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danielwilliams57 6

Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!

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lyndserz 0

oh my gosh u dont like mountain dew?!? u are not perfect!

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rss3334 1

def sounds like he was trying to joke around with you...... dumba$$. ps. the dew is delicious

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hqbrat 8

Did you know that mountain dew has three side effects to it in long term drinking: 1) If you drink it too much, you can die. (2) guys shlongs get smaller (so tell your boyfriend).(3) girls breast get a lot bigger

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A83_fml 18

You do realise that that's his sarcastic way of saying you're perfect. He needs to make a sarcasm sign though, that way you could enjoy the compliments as much as he enjoys being with you ;)

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

OP, calm down. He was probably kidding and poking fun at you.

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mooshymuffin 4

I'm guessing that he's not been your boyfriend for long then. Once you have been together a while and he realises that you don't like mountain dew AND you moan about nothing, pretend you're fine when you're not, stop him playing video games and complain all the time he will realise that you're like the rest of us and therefore far from perfect.

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jseeka 3

Really? And you think this is FML worthy?? I would laugh if my fiancé said that..

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Bonzer 2

Try diet double dew if you don't want all the calories and sugar of normal double dew.

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