Love: Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/06/2012 05:01 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

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Top comments

danielwilliams57 6

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:14

Take that as a compliment, he thinks you're NEARLY perfect!

willyd1991 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:13

Do the dew!!!

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that_is_Nathy 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:52

So what? o.O What makes this reason worse then "because you have a huge nose", "because you can't sing" or "because I don't like the way you say 'thought'"? I don't get it. Also I want a "I don't see your problem"-option, because I don't agree that your life sucks

ThisBiatchFMLs 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:26

right on m/(-.-)m/

FranzFerdinand 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:56

I think he might be kidding, and you're making a mountain out of a molehill. You aren't dewing yourself any favors by dwelling on a silly little comment. If it really bothers you, talk to him soda man knows how you feel.

Mitcha857 0

Sunday 24 June 2012 12:59

Ok this is seriously not a FML! This has the makings of a whining teenager looking for attention written all over it!

P_to_the_AM 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:05

Doesnt that make you absolutely perfect? More for him!

HeroesKiller7 9

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:10

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xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:13

How the **** is this an fml? You have a boyfriend who loves everything about you but just wishes you liked a specific pop.... I'd say that's pretty damn lucky, ydi for needing to be told you're absolutely perfect. Newsflash, no one is perfect and the fact that you don't like a certain soda probably isn't going to cause too many problems in your relationship.

Senseless_487 29

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:14

How could you not like Mountain Dew? The citrus flavor, the radioactive color...just the greatest!

merryhappy1887 20

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:14

This is a really stupid fml...

OfficeNinja 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:15

Blow his mind. Find a bottle of Coca-Cola's version of Mountain Dew - Mellow Yellow. Drink it. Then proclaim how great it is.

rss3334 1

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:38

it was surge I don't think mellow yellow even compares

jesustitts 20

Sunday 24 June 2012 13:16

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