Miscellaneous: Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family...

By Anonymous - 19/09/2017 13:00

Today, my seemingly innocent younger brother showed our family a video of what he was doing last night when he skipped New Student Orientation. He's been in college all of 48 hours and he's already joined a fight club. FML

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You deserved it 305

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By an idiot - 16/02/2013 18:03 - Australia

Today, my brother was arrested for starting a fistfight at a funeral. He didn't even know the deceased; he's just been crashing funerals recently, hoping to hook up with mourners. I'm not sure who's more pathetic: him for doing such a thing, or me for bailing his fucking dumb arse out of jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 015

You deserved it 7 833

By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 043

You deserved it 7 645

By yeah_im_mad_bro - 24/09/2011 00:32 - Canada

Today, it's been a week since my little brother took up his new hobby of posting "cool story, bro" in reply to almost every Facebook status and comment that I make. Not only do I already want to smash his face against a brick wall, my parents will ground me if I defriend any family members. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 210

You deserved it 5 468

Chair club

By Eleanor - 06/05/2019 08:00 - United States - North Grafton

Today, my freshman students got in a fist fight over a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 678

You deserved it 149

By Jim - 19/04/2016 17:25 - United States

Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 387

You deserved it 4 202

By Already Broke Asf - 18/11/2015 01:51 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 031

You deserved it 2 338

By bdiddy - 11/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 749

You deserved it 11 396

Brotherly love

By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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You deserved it 101

By he is going to hell - 18/09/2012 21:46 - Australia - Forestville

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 432

You deserved it 2 157

Zoom this, bitches!

By badmom - 02/08/2020 02:02

Today, my younger son was doing a Zoom meeting for his upcoming school orientation. I tried to hold it in, but I stepped away for a moment to run to the restroom. My older son thought it’d be a hilarious "prank" to moon the camera. School hasn’t even started and we're already the "problem family". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 460

You deserved it 281

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 September 2017 22:16

Well, he won't be in it long, he's already broken the first rule!

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 19 September 2017 13:32

I believe the correct term is The Pugilism Society. Or PugSoc, as all them college kids call it.

Comments

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 September 2017 22:16

Well, he won't be in it long, he's already broken the first rule!

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 7 September 2017 19:26

What about rule number 1 tho?

Aiden89 23

Tuesday 19 September 2017 13:19

Has he started making soap as well?

Dave_Davington 33

Tuesday 19 September 2017 13:32

I believe the correct term is The Pugilism Society. Or PugSoc, as all them college kids call it.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 19 September 2017 14:56

On the plus side, your parents will only get stuck with a single-serve tuition payment.

Rykers 18

Tuesday 19 September 2017 15:16

The first rule about fight club....

Greatness Inc 12

Tuesday 9 January 2018 4:08

Is, you do not talk about Fight Club

ARISKomuniszt 24

Tuesday 19 September 2017 20:56

Now he's left home he's letting his inner dark side finally loose...

routerere 10

Friday 22 September 2017 8:24

Well, i sure hope you set him straight. What he's doing is just plain wrong. What kind of brother would you be if you let him go around breaking the first rule of fight club?