Love: Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was...

By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 955

By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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You deserved it 4 102

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 843

By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Petey_Piie 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:48

Now he has truly fallen for you.

YurLyfeSucks 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:48

Not so cute now, huh

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groupleader 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:24

Can't wait to see HIS fml post when he recovers. Sucks to be him with such a dumbass for a girlfriend.

CrazyManNo9 29

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:41

Don't be so hard on yourself! You meant well and care for him. He's lucky and should be happy.

sweetdreams20 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:42

This is a fml for your boyfriend not you

simplyunique907 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:55

#94 lol i agree!

ohboyfml22 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 23:54

I take it you never won at playing leapfrog ...

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:06

Dumb ass

Dajucy1 7

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:41

love hurts

oniyuri 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:45

Beware of glompers!

Fmlsea 28

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:13

Yeah only do that when he knows your gonna do that ,otherwise their will be more hospital trips.

cbchuckbass 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:18

U weight too much

McDonaldsworker 4

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:37

Ouch! Not that cute now huh?

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